Wish I had a chance to meet you :)
I’ll have a big party one day, you’re all invited! :)
If I wasn't so dam shy I'd definitely think about asking you out. Because (gorgeous) boobs aside, those eyes, that smile and the rest of you are pretty damn awesome Heather! X
Thankya :D. I’m gonna use the fact that people are too shy as to why I’m still single. Yeah, that’s it, everyone’s shy…
Seriously, stop being so fuckin sexy. I mean, yes those boobs are devine - but I love the rest of the package too: the hair, the eyes/makeup etc. Thanks for being a wee treat on tumblr :) xx
Thank YOU for being awesome :) xx
You get more and more beautiful every day! You're such an amazing lady! I know I am not the only one who thinks it.
Aww thank you very much! :) xxx
Thinking of everyone affected by the helicopter crash in Glasgow. So terrifyingly awful.
1,13,21 and 27 please cutie.
1: Virgin - I am not.
13: Biggest turn ons - People who know that whining/bitching about their love life on social media networks is NOT acceptable.
Guys who get my sarcasm. Tired of people who think it’s ok to make a joke but when I make a comeback it’s like “Calm down Heather I was joking!” …I’m very bloody aware of that. If you don’t get sarcasm, don’t use it.
And for some strange reason, men who are good with dogs. Generally women fall to their knees when they see a man holding a baby but it hurts my ovaries way more when I see a dude hugging a puppy.
21: What I love most about myself - My hour glass figure. I don’t have long legs or a skinny belly so wearing shorts and crop tops doesn’t make me look like a super model…but put me in a really tight pencil dress and I’ll knock you out with my hips.
27: A description of the boy/girl I like - I’m pretty sure he doesn’t like me. Not like that anyways. So that’s all that matters. But c’est la vie! I have you guys :)